On the road again!

hello everyone,
John back with another blog post! I know you all probably can't contain your excitement to get into the reading, but please remain calm! First, big news!!! Im leaving for japan tomorrow!! its a trip sponsored by the rocky mountain rangers that Im a part of. We get to go to japan and see lots of neat things, and try on japanese garbs and dance around in circles holding hands. Thats one of the things im most looking forward to. Also, we will be having a traditional japanese campout. Where we build a japanese house, and then burn it down and then paint our naked bodies with Elephant blood (elephants are as common as dogs, in japan) and then sleep around it while it burns. And instead of roasting marshmellows, you roast california rolls. it should be tons of fun!
And since i said i was never going to set foot on a plane again, i have to go by boat. everyone else is flying, so it will take me like an extra week to get there than everyone else. hopefully they dont leave japan before i get there. that would be no fun! they promised they wouldnt..but they always play tricks on me...like last week..they drugged me with chloroform, so i passed out. then they took off my clothes and tied me up, and hung me from the ceiling, and took pictures of them putting things like bananas, and hot dogs, and flutes, in my anus :(:(:(
One time too, they got me really drunk. i thought i was just drinking water. but it was vodka. and i got sooo wasted, and started making out with the old wrinkly moustached mail man... boy did I feel stupid.
anyways, i have to finish packing! got a long trip ahead of me! bye for now! from John