Tonight I am going for dinner with my friends. We are going to the Cariboo Diner (or "marias" for those who are cool enough) i was invited only 10 minutes ago. Im hungry. I figured I would be even hungrier in 45 minutes time, So i accepted the offer! However, I will be leaving work at 5:15, not 5:00 like my friends are. Therefore they will be ordering before me and I will get there and order and they will already be finished eating. To remedy this (i looked in my book of home remedies) I asked them to order for me, when they ordered. that way, when i arrived, it would be ready to go. After deliberation as to what i should get, I settled on perogies. Perogies are great. Especially marias perogies. and by marias perogies, i mean the dough wrapped cheesy potatoey stuff. Not breasts, you sickos. They are fried with onions and bacon bits and other yummy things. (actually i think thats it but i wanted to talk them up and make them sound even better)
they DO however, come with ukrainian sausage. I am not ukrainian of course. But one said friend is part. she never orders the ukrainian sausage though. Mainly because it gets her drunk. (ukrainian sausage is boiled in 80% alcohol content vodka) I am immune to the effects of alcohol, so I always eat lots of it. This one time, me and my friend got a whole truckload of the sausage and had a sleepover and ate it all night. I wanted to try his sausage, but he woudlnt let me. after dinner, I will be _________(verb) my________. Then when im finished i will take all the_______(adjective) ________ (noun) I can find, and _________ (verb) them all in my _________(noun). By then i should be able to ________ (adverb)walk to the ______(place) to get my _________ (adjective) _______(noun) that I ordered.
i suck at madlibs......
