Hey everyone im back!!!
japan was AWESOME!! heres a picture during the closing ceremonies, of me and my uncle! look how many scout badges i have now! i got 6 more on this trip. one was the swimming badge. about 5 mins after getting on the boat, i decided i wanted to swim the entire trip instead. it was long and tiring...but i did it! i swam all the way to japan, and i actually beat everyone else there, and they went by plane! it was sweet! another one was for bravery and courage. which i got cuz half way there, a pack of wild ravenous sharks and they were trying to kill a mermaid. i distracted them so she could escape. then they attacked me. the leader charged towards me and i dodged his teeth and was able to grab his gills.. i rammed my hand in which caused him to stop, then another came swimming and i grabbed teh leaders tail and beat the other one senseless with it. two more started towards me and i quickly darted upwards and they rammed into each other knocking them unconscious. the 5th one was next...i struck my fist into his flesh and pulled out his heart...by this time i was so starving so i took one of the sharks and made him float on the top of teh water. i used a mix of chemicals and enzymes from inside it, to create a thermal reaction that produced a fire. i cooked the sharks heart and ate it. it was delicious. then i continued on my swim trip! all total it took about 4 hours by swimming. i got there and was sooooo tired. i found the hotel we were staying in, and unpakced all my things. were miraculously managed to stay dry from the swim. i was going to have a nap, but something wasnt sitting right...the shark heart i ate was doing a number on my colon! i was going to have explosive diarrhea. so i quickly stripped off my clothes and started jumping across the beds to get to the bathroom. but i couldnt last long enough and i started diarrhea-ing on everyones beds as i jumped across them. luckily i missed my own bed though. so i grabbed everyones pillows and used them to cover it up on their beds. and the best part... no one even noticed the whole trip. some questioned why the room smelt so bad and i told them it was just cuz japan smelt like poo and it was normal. all wasnt fun and games though...they all contracted hepatitis...and had to be hospitalized...they are actually all still in the hospotal in japan, and are excpetd to be there for about a year...OOOPS!!! my bad! the rest of the trip was fun. even though i was alone. i hooked up with some japanese transvesite hookers, and they showed me a good time. they love me long time now. one of the new badges was for eating more than anyone! i went in a sushi eating contest with sumo wrestlersi also developed a fetish for japanese anime and manga...so now that im back im going to go into the new store i found in town, where i met chris and mikara, and buy some. i think they sell it there. i cant wait!! they told me im the "new axel" and that i can get a job there soon. it will be awesome.
japan was AWESOME!! heres a picture during the closing ceremonies, of me and my uncle! look how many scout badges i have now! i got 6 more on this trip. one was the swimming badge. about 5 mins after getting on the boat, i decided i wanted to swim the entire trip instead. it was long and tiring...but i did it! i swam all the way to japan, and i actually beat everyone else there, and they went by plane! it was sweet! another one was for bravery and courage. which i got cuz half way there, a pack of wild ravenous sharks and they were trying to kill a mermaid. i distracted them so she could escape. then they attacked me. the leader charged towards me and i dodged his teeth and was able to grab his gills.. i rammed my hand in which caused him to stop, then another came swimming and i grabbed teh leaders tail and beat the other one senseless with it. two more started towards me and i quickly darted upwards and they rammed into each other knocking them unconscious. the 5th one was next...i struck my fist into his flesh and pulled out his heart...by this time i was so starving so i took one of the sharks and made him float on the top of teh water. i used a mix of chemicals and enzymes from inside it, to create a thermal reaction that produced a fire. i cooked the sharks heart and ate it. it was delicious. then i continued on my swim trip! all total it took about 4 hours by swimming. i got there and was sooooo tired. i found the hotel we were staying in, and unpakced all my things. were miraculously managed to stay dry from the swim. i was going to have a nap, but something wasnt sitting right...the shark heart i ate was doing a number on my colon! i was going to have explosive diarrhea. so i quickly stripped off my clothes and started jumping across the beds to get to the bathroom. but i couldnt last long enough and i started diarrhea-ing on everyones beds as i jumped across them. luckily i missed my own bed though. so i grabbed everyones pillows and used them to cover it up on their beds. and the best part... no one even noticed the whole trip. some questioned why the room smelt so bad and i told them it was just cuz japan smelt like poo and it was normal. all wasnt fun and games though...they all contracted hepatitis...and had to be hospitalized...they are actually all still in the hospotal in japan, and are excpetd to be there for about a year...OOOPS!!! my bad! the rest of the trip was fun. even though i was alone. i hooked up with some japanese transvesite hookers, and they showed me a good time. they love me long time now. one of the new badges was for eating more than anyone! i went in a sushi eating contest with sumo wrestlersi also developed a fetish for japanese anime and manga...so now that im back im going to go into the new store i found in town, where i met chris and mikara, and buy some. i think they sell it there. i cant wait!! they told me im the "new axel" and that i can get a job there soon. it will be awesome.
bbye for now.
love john
2 comments:
john, u so crazy!
friggin' sharks.
they are such A-Holes!
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