Im so cool!

Hello Everyone.
John here. As im sure all of you know, i just got back from Peru. and i must say it was fantastic! i visited the great wall. and i got to see stonehendge. How amazing! The only troubles i encountered on the trip was the flight home. First, a suicidal kamikaze single mother of 7 went crazy and held the plane hostage with her plastic butter knife...we were all so afraid for our lives...I actually thought i was going to die. Luckily for everyone else on the plane, i was brave enough to tackle her and get the knife away from her. Tragedy avoided! So back to the normal safe flight home I thought. But no. All of a sudden, while flying over the pacific ocean, the pilot passed out. and the plane started a nose dive. WE"RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!! i was screaming. So was everyone else. Then the co pilot took over and righted the plane and we were saved! wow, 2 near death experiences in one flight. thats the last time i ever get on a plane!
but alas...we werent out of trouble yet..the co pilot passed out! maybe for hte same reason as the pilot. once again we were plumbetting to the ocean...and i remembered i was a pilot. so i went into the cockpit, took control of the steering wheel, and saved the day again!! yay me!!! :D
so there we were safe and sound. when the steering wheel broke! and we went sailing into the ocean! unfortunately for me i cant swim. so im panicking. people are screaming. we are completely under water. i get my bearings and i kick out the front window of the plane and swim to safety. no one else has surfaced yet...so i have to swim back to the plane and rescue everyone. i dont know how i managed to swim despite not knowing how to..but i did. i was a hero! i saved everyones lives. i blew up rubber rafts and everyone and we floated back to the mainland. we ended up floating past vancouver island. so i stopped and visited my aunt and uncle in victoria over night. then i went back to the rubber rafts, where everyone was waiting for me, and continued to vancouver. we docked out boats and then all went out for dinner and the keg. it was very delicious. then i found a car and drove home! and now im here and bored..back to the normal life i guess...