today is friday. Friday is slow.
i wish i could leave work, and go do something fun.
something fun like...uh...the beach? or...a magic tournament with the katimavik ppls...or...perhaps a nice bicycle ride. on a bike with one of those old banana seats, and the tall curved handle bars. and a basket. with my cat in it. streamers flailing off the handle cars...baseball cards in the spokes...maybe even those cool plastic multicoloured things that were popular once upon a time...a nice white straw had on my head....and a bell. cant forget that.
briskly riding through the summery breeze...forgetting about anything and everything...not a care in the world...
I would like a banana...actually i would like any fruit. except a tomato. I dont care if it has seeds. i will never eat it as a fruit.
some loser with a pony tail just walked by. he looked greasy and sleezy. and pimply. i bet he smells. i should spray him with a hose. learn how to bathe M*ther F*cker. BAM pop a cap in yo ass! thats my impression of a gangster....yo....
I have the house to myself all weekend. the 'mates are off doing fun things of which i could not attend. i will sit around alone like a little bitch and eat potato chips and toast. i dont have any other food until i go to WL to the super store. as a matter of fact, i dont even have any cheese. and i do love cheese. with crackers. on toast. on tortilla chips. on macaroni. on tacos. mmmm tacos...maybe i will buy the ingrediants to make tacos today and make them for dinner...that sounds better than toast...but how is one person supposed to eat an entire taco meal that is meant for a family???
think about that one, and get back to me.
i wish i could leave work, and go do something fun.
something fun like...uh...the beach? or...a magic tournament with the katimavik ppls...or...perhaps a nice bicycle ride. on a bike with one of those old banana seats, and the tall curved handle bars. and a basket. with my cat in it. streamers flailing off the handle cars...baseball cards in the spokes...maybe even those cool plastic multicoloured things that were popular once upon a time...a nice white straw had on my head....and a bell. cant forget that.
briskly riding through the summery breeze...forgetting about anything and everything...not a care in the world...
I would like a banana...actually i would like any fruit. except a tomato. I dont care if it has seeds. i will never eat it as a fruit.
some loser with a pony tail just walked by. he looked greasy and sleezy. and pimply. i bet he smells. i should spray him with a hose. learn how to bathe M*ther F*cker. BAM pop a cap in yo ass! thats my impression of a gangster....yo....
I have the house to myself all weekend. the 'mates are off doing fun things of which i could not attend. i will sit around alone like a little bitch and eat potato chips and toast. i dont have any other food until i go to WL to the super store. as a matter of fact, i dont even have any cheese. and i do love cheese. with crackers. on toast. on tortilla chips. on macaroni. on tacos. mmmm tacos...maybe i will buy the ingrediants to make tacos today and make them for dinner...that sounds better than toast...but how is one person supposed to eat an entire taco meal that is meant for a family???
think about that one, and get back to me.
4 comments:
tacos ain't tacos til someone gets hurt.
is that a threat...
Hi John! I like your posts.
thank you chuck...I like..you...
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