Today is canada day, so i, john johnson, decided to make a blog post. It has been many long and grueling weeks since the last, i must confess. I truly hope you all made it by without me. Fear not faithful readers, for I am return. I have my face painted all red and white canada flag like. and im wearing red and white t shirt and shorts. with canada flags all over them. i painted my car red, and white, and spent $1200 on maple leaf decals to cover it. I also got a giant canada flag tattooed on my bum. and I ripped my shorts back there so that way everyone can see my bum...i mean my tattoo.
there is a barbecue in the park i am attending. I will eat some food probably. play some frisbee i imagine. get pushed in the creek by mean people..and almost drown. get shoved in the mud,,,then everyone will throw dog feces at me...and make me eat it.
all in all it sounds like a good time! there is more goings on at the 108 mile ranch heritage site. some fireworks. and other...stuff...canada day rocks!! the one day a year, where everyone decides its better to give than receive, and they buy gifts for everyone, and put them under large decorated trees in their living rooms.
i still need to grab some wiener for the BBQ. yay me!
bye for now
from john.
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you seemed a little confused with your holidays. canada day is the one day a year where we eat tacos, read books and play dutch blitz non stop
dont you mean chinese food, guacamole, and M&Ms?????
remember that time that kevin lowe made you an offer sheet then brian burke bitched about it for an entire year?
he is STILL bitching. yesterday he called me a good for nothing tampon using, sorry excuse of a douchey human being :(
then i called him a moron and got arrested.
gods' pottery
John, you are the sexiest good-for-nothing-tampon-using-sorry-excuse-of-a-douchey-human-being I've ever come in contact with. What do you say I ditch Dave and run away with you? We can start a Sausage camp... just sausages to eat and everyone can wear Boy Scout uniforms and a sash filled with badges... the sexiest outfit ever.
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