Day 20...

I dont have much time to write...Im using the wireless ethernet card that the army installed in my brain. All I have to do is think in my head what i want to say and it will automatically be entered into my blog. I have bad news for everyone....Ive become a POW. thats prisoner of war, for those who do not know. Me and the rest of myrocky mountain scout ranger squad had just stepped foot onto iraqian soil, when we were all ambushed and kidnapped. now we are all tied up hanging from the ceiling of a dark wet dungeon. I still have a plan for escape though. Just as we were being ambushed, i shoved my pistol up my anal cavity..I hope soon i will be able to retreive it and go on a killing spree. Just like the swollen members song. but i must go...unfortunately. Whenever i am wirelessly connected, it causes me to fart uncontrollably, and a loud whistling noise also emits from my anus, because of the barrel of the gun....I hope the gun doesnt go off, from the farting. I dont want anyone to get suspicious, from the sounds..... Wish me luck.